HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD
HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD

HIGH FUNCTIONING ALCOHOLIC AWARD

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If you're living that single barracks life, that enlisted, non-promotion existence, that off-base spouse is cheating on you hellscape... or maybe you just like to party hard as fuck, then this medal calls to you. This is an actual functioning bottle opener/medal.

*Please drink responsibly.

Allow 6 to 8 business days for fulfillment. If being shipped overseas please make sure you will be in that location for a MINIMUN of two more months. If not, then order to Mainland USA.

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If you! like me... joined the military in the later stages of the GWOT. In hopes of maybe getting to see some action but instead got fucked with the green weenie. I made this community for you. We aren't high speed... we just wanna smoke weed.

REVIEWS

★★★★★

PERFECT GOING AWAY GIFT! Will for sure buy again. Please make more NAVY STUFF!

UT1 Brown
Pearl Harbor , HI - NAVY
★★★★★

Much higher quality than I expected... Good Shit!

Cpl. Martinez
Camp Pendleton, CA - USMC
★★★★★

Filled a shadowbox with a bunch of your medals for a buddy of mine. He absolutely loved it!

Jaime Ortiz
Fort Lee, VA
★★★★★

Wish you were a thing back when I was in. Still love your stuff. Keep at it!

Bob
Missoula, MT

If you hold any promotion ceremonies. Or going away parties with my merchandise. PLEASE send me pics. I love seeing your videos.

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