CHIEF PENIS OFFICER
CHIEF PENIS OFFICER
CHIEF PENIS OFFICER
CHIEF PENIS OFFICER
CHIEF PENIS OFFICER
CHIEF PENIS OFFICER
CHIEF PENIS OFFICER

CHIEF PENIS OFFICER

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Finally a legendary rank that accurately describes the sailor wearing it. Perhaps one is supposed to become a dick upon getting pinned E7... maybe it occurs naturally. and Once in a great while you will come across a CHIEF that's cool, but the majority are just dicks. So commemorate that CHIEF in your life with this rank sure to go down as the G.O.A.T.

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PEACETIME

If you! like me... joined the military in the later stages of the GWOT. In hopes of maybe getting to see some action but instead got fucked with the green weenie. I made this community for you. We aren't high speed... we just wanna smoke weed.

REVIEWS

★★★★★

PERFECT GOING AWAY GIFT! Will for sure buy again. Please make more NAVY STUFF!

UT1 Brown
Pearl Harbor , HI - NAVY
★★★★★

Much higher quality than I expected... Good Shit!

Cpl. Martinez
Camp Pendleton, CA - USMC
★★★★★

Filled a shadowbox with a bunch of your medals for a buddy of mine. He absolutely loved it!

Jaime Ortiz
Fort Lee, VA
★★★★★

Wish you were a thing back when I was in. Still love your stuff. Keep at it!

Bob
Missoula, MT

If you hold any promotion ceremonies. Or going away parties with my merchandise. PLEASE send me pics. I love seeing your videos.

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